27 Reasons to visit China
1) The air quality is always
so good here.
2) There are so many fantastic views available
3) Ordering food isn’t a
problem
4) Neither is catching a bus
5) The recycling centres are
so efficient
6) Everybody is very fashion
forward
7) Fruit is available on
your doorstep (well floor to be precise)
8) You can always find an
umbrella, whatever the weather
9) Using a flyer is also an
excellent sun guard - as demonstrated by a foreigner.
10) And taking a nap is
fine, even if you’re midway through a coffee
11) In fact, street sleeping
seems to be a hobby here.
12) Oh and did I mention
sleeping during class isn’t a problem either...
13) You get a free hat on
every trip or tour
14) Health and
safety is extremely important in China (builders swigging beer at 7am)
15) There’s always lots of
outdoor entertainment
16) The signs are always so
helpful.
17) They’re always there to
guide you, whatever the situation
18) And ancient Chinese
proverbs really don’t lie
19) In China
20) They’re also great at
disguising
21) The food itself is
incredibly tasty (yes, they are chicken feet)
22) You name it, they dry it
23) Drinking alcohol with
lunch is perfectly acceptable (even inside a shopping mall)
24) And nobody cares how you
park
25) Or how you pack your
‘vehicle’
26) In fact, the main worry in
27) Or if they’ve got enough
plants at their stall
So, why not take a visit?!
